Here's the latest installment of what comes out of my child's mouth.
I'm not making this stuff up, I promise.
Beckett: "The monster gonna eat your purse"
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Beckett: "The crock-o-dile gonna eat my seatbelt"
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Beckett: "I want to 'fy' on an 'air-pane'"
Chad: "Where do you want to go?"
Beckett: {without hesitation} "New Jersey"
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Beckett: "I like your shirt, mommy"
next day
Beckett: "I like your boots, mommy!"
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Me: "What would you like for Santa Claus to bring you this year?"
Beckett: "TOYS!!!"
Me: "Well, I figured as much, but what kind of toys?"
Beckett: "A backhoe" (yeah, Chad's child!)
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Beckett: "Nonna, you want 'sumpin' to drink?"
Nonna: "huh?"
(Beckett walks over to mini fridge, pulls out a Natural Light and hands it to my mother)
Nonna: "I have to drive home in a minute, bud, no thank you"
(NOBODY taught him this, I SWEAR!!)
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Chad unhooked the DVD player in the bonus room and I've been asking him to fix it. After 30 minutes of attempting to hook it back up properly this is mine and B's convo...
Beckett: "What are you doing mommy?"
Me: "I'm trying to fix the dvd player, bud"
Beckett: "Why?"
Me: "Because your daddy broke it"
Beckett: "I have an idea" (look of concern on his face, pauses with finger on his chin as he's thinking). YOU fix it mommy!
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After his bath...
Beckett: "Mommy?"
Me: "Yes?"
Beckett: "You're my favorite girl!"
Melt.my.HEART!!!!
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Beckett: "Mommy.....hey MOMMY!...do you want a green bean, Mommy?
Me: "No thank you, I have a salad, buddy"
Beckett: "Trrrryyyyyy it, you'll liiiiiiike it...."
Me: "No thanks, bud"
Beckett: It's got BUTTER on it!"
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Last night
Beckett: "Daddy, will you come sit on the couch with me?"
Chad: "Sure, B!"
Beckett: "I missed you OHH so much!"
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Happy Wednesday!
XO,
My favorite is "It's got butter on it" he is your child :) Love him!!
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